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BROADLY DEFINED

Most men are alike. When some aren’t, they are considered feminine, and yet there are others who first fall in the category of being great and then to the not-so-great category. Whatever do I mean? Well lets start from the beginning. Most men believe that they are the most important species that we women are dealing with (and some are). Sure they may be great with numbers, especially with telephone numbers of some great leggy females, they are still their stages of infancy when it comes to feelings. Most men are visually stimulated, they have to see everything to understand and believe. From a really great pair of legs to an adequately pleasing bosom. We women are like that too nice pert bum big biceps.

A woman needs to be stroked and felt, while a man has already been stroked by his mere vision. He doesn’t need to purr, he just speaks his mind and sees it. This is perhaps the reason why men seem to get aroused much faster than women would. Most men love to be ahead of everything, be it career or sex. If they cannot find themselves to get on to the top of it all, they lose interest. Most of the times, a man challenges himself into believing that he can be the best lover and although he may not vibe with the feelings of the heart, he does pursue the issue only because he knows that he can get his woman laid, in this manner.

Men only use these as objects to get a massive turn on, again a visual aspect and not related to imagery. Most men prefer to have the light on, perhaps a little dim too as the thrill to watch a woman naked is perhaps unmatched to any other in the world.

SEX …. A physical need!

Sex is always a physical game for most men. During my survey of wild sex I encountered ninety four percent of men seeking sex in the animated form. For them sex need not prescribe to the notion of being loved.  Sex can be a beast-like affair. One that involved huge fight-like encounter, with both partners wanting for more. This is so because for them, sex is only sex and nothing more. Its more like a pornographic movie, the more the better. without any breaks. One man was hugely candid about saying that sex was more of a release of tension, of tensed nerves as it were, so the more release the better. The frequency of sex also mattered.

Another gentle man made it rather clear that it was most important for men to experience the first bout of sex with a virgin.

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Reading the Kama Sutra or the Perfumed Garden and learning the positions outlined in them will bring you numerous sexual positions to give you and your clients huge satisfaction in your sex life.

The 3 top best sex positions are culled from the two works above, and also the life of Casanova.
There seems to been, in our ancient past, an extensive knowledge of a lady’s erogenous zones, including by not limited to the clitoris, the G-spot and T-Zone…all having to do with pagan sexual rights and knowledge, as well as the sacred writings of India and China.
In fact, the early treatise such as the Tantra has classified the sexual act in much greater detail than even could be imagined in our own day.
There are three powerhouse positions that stand out in the human experience as very special, and they are indeed the top 3 best sex positions in history. They are the Crab (modified doggy style), Dok-al-Arz (translated from Arabic as ‘pounding the spot’, a sitting position), and the Horse position (a modified missionary position).

The Crab:
This is NOT the doggy style, as in that pose - the woman has her head parallel with the floor (or the bed). She is on all fours, but her head is down, touching the bed, and her arms stretched out in front of her for balance and support.
The man enters from the rear, and begins a slow and rhythmical thrusting. In this position you have some clitoral stimulation, but lots of G-spot stimulation if aim for this area. You will also have the thrill of pure sex.
You have deep penetration, and your hands are free to explore your partner’s body. You can also raise the head of your partner till it is parallel with the bed, or even higher, adjusting your thrusting the whole time.

Dok-al-Arz.
This is the most famous position mentioned in the classic Arab work on sex (from the early 1400s), called the Perfume Garden.
This is recommended if you wish the woman to love you afterwards. It is quite simple to achieve. The man will sit on the edge of the bed, with his legs firmly on the floor.
The woman will mount him, face to face, inserting his penis as she mounts. She will then wrap her legs around the man’s waste.

There is no thrusting in this position, only some circular motion, as in a belly dance. The woman is in control, and there is maximum clitoral and G-spot stimulation, even T-Zone at the back of the uterus. When orgasm arrives, it is profound and long-lasting.

The Horse.
This is a favourite mention in works of Tao of Sex, and gives the man a maximum time for this erection, and the woman has a deep penetration, and super G-spot stimulation, as well and full T-Zone.
The woman is placed on her back on a high-raise bed or table. The man must be standing and able to offer a full pelvic swing.
The woman’s legs are spread apart and raised at knee length towards her chest, exposing her genital area.
The man then penetrates the woman, and begins thrusting. The thrusting should follow four short thrusts followed by one or two complete and deep thrusts. The motion must be slow and rhythmical and not forced.
Sooner than you might expect, due to all the stimulation, the woman will arrive at a spectacular orgasm.
Naturally there are almost endless variations to these, but throughout the ages, there are the top 3 best positions in history.

 

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A courtesan was originally a female courtier, which means a person who attends the court of a monarch or other powerful person.

In feudal society, the court was the centre of government as well as the residence of the monarch, and social and political life were often completely mixed together. Prior to the Renaissance, courtesans served to convey information untrusted to servants to visiting dignitaries. In Renaissance Europe, courtiers played an extremely important role in upper class society. As it was customary during this time for royal couples to lead separate lives commonly marrying simply to preserve bloodlines and to secure political alliances men and women would often seek

gratification and companionship from people living at court. In fact, the verb “to court” originally meant “to be or reside at court”, and later came to mean “to behave as a courtier” and then “to pay amorous attention to somebody”. The most intimate companion of a ruler was called the favourite.In Renaissance usage, the Italian word “cortigiana”, feminine of “cortigiano” (courtier) came to refer to “the ruler’s mistress”, and then to a well-educated and independent woman of free morals, eventually a trained artisan of dance and singing, especially one associated with wealthy, powerful, or upper-class men who provided luxuries and status in exchange for companionship. The word was borrowed by English from Italian through the French form “courtisane” during the 16th century, especially associated to the meaning of “courtmistress” and “prostitute”.

Today, the term courtesan has become a euphemism to designate an escort or a prostitute, especially one who attracts wealthy clients.

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YOGA AND THAI Ji FOR SEX WORKERS

The philosophy behind the initiative is that yoga will help sex workers stay mentally and physically fit, and reduce the exhaustion that can result from seeing clients.

Yoga has already effectively been used to enhance flexibility and stamina, enhance sexual pleasure and reduce sexual dysfunctions. It has also been used in other health programmes to increase physical and mental wellbeing. Spirituality has also had a long history of being linked to sex work.

Unlike traditional oriental medicine, with its well-documented network of acupuncture channels and points, the movements of oriental systems of exercise such as yoga or tai ji have often been a source of speculation on precisely what benefits they bring in terms of health. Yet everyone involved with the subject would agree that regular practice is effective in promoting, restoring and maintaining the body’s natural vitality and well-being. How this occurs is not always clear, but it does work - as numerous scientific studies both in the West and in the Orient have clearly shown.

The gentle twisting and opening movements of the lower abdomen and groin during yoga and tai ji movements, have a beneficial effect on blood supply to the reproductive organs. This may play a vital role in assisting a healthy sex-drive,

Oriental exercise is a perfect antidote to the hectic modern lifestyle. It combats stress in a very powerful way through its combination of slow, controlled movement and calm, regular breathing. The relaxed muscle tone cultivated by the tai ji form, for instance, greatly assists in overall feelings of awareness, sensitivity and well-being.

Hope you found this article informative. Lets party and get to the Yoga class.

Bridge Pose (Setu Bandha Sarvangasana)

Exercises that strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, like Kegels, were invented to help treat urinary incontinence, but it was discovered that they had other benefits as well. Namely, they tone the vagina and improve orgasms.

According to Barrett, holding the bridge pose is similar to doing a Kegel, because you squeeze those same pelvic muscles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Downward Dog (Adho Mukha Svanasana

“Downward dog calms the mind and invigorates the body, both important ingredients in good sex,” says Hanley. “You can almost feel the tension sliding off your back when you do this pose.

Plus, you’ve got your butt up in the air, which is about as ‘come hither’ as it gets!” See the move here.

 

 

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Pretty Woman’ Copycat Ends In Disaster

 

 

A Birmingham man who attempted to reenact events he saw in the film ‘Pretty

Woman’ is recovering in hospital after his ‘date’ went disastrously wrong.

 

John Bennett, a chartered accountant, watched ‘Pretty Woman’ on a cable movie

channel and was intrigued by the premise, wherein a wealthy businessman

(Richard Gere) asks a prostitute (Julia Roberts) to spend a week with him in

return for $3000: “I thoroughly enjoyed the film and thought it might be fun to

try it for real,” he told reporters from his hospital bed yesterday.

 

After driving through Birmingham’s red light district for almost an hour in search

of a Julia Roberts lookalike, Mr. Bennett finally approached prostitute Tanya

Grady who, according to Bennett, ‘looks like Cher’ and asked if she would be

willing to spend a week with him in return for £1000. Miss Grady accepted the

offer and accompanied Bennet to his house on the city’s outskirts.

 

“That’s where things started to go wrong,” said Mr. Bennett.

 

The first stage in the liaison was a trip to an expensive local restaurant, which

proved disastrous. “I ordered Tanya a lobster thermidore and, as I expected, she

got a little confused about what cutlery to use and even asked the waiter for

ketchup to go with the food,” said Bennett. “But instead of finding these little

faux pas endearing or amusing, I just felt embarrassed and angry. All the other

diners were staring at us. I mean, who the hell asks for ketchup when they have

lobster?”

 

Next it was time to hit the shops. Mirroring Julia Roberts’ Rodeo Drive

shopping spree, Bennett took Grady to the city’s Paradise Circus shopping

centre, where she spent approximately £800 on clothes and shoes in the space of

4 hours. But unlike the Richard Gere character in ‘Pretty Woman,’ Bennett did

not feel any secret pride or self-satisfaction in helping Grady: “By the time she

tried on the fifth dress I was literally bored to tears,” said Bennet.

 

After a visit to a local wine bar, where Grady recognised and chatted to several

former clients, the couple moved on to the Alexandra Theatre where they

watched a performance of Paul McKenna’s Hypnotic Show. But far from

reaching a moment of epiphany where both Bennet and Grady discover a mutual

understanding and affection, the evening was apparently marred by Grady’s

decision to bring her two year-old son Damon who, according to witnesses,

shouted and cried throughout the entire performance and urinated on a number

of other patrons.

 

“That was the last straw,” explained Bennet. He called the deal off and demanded

the £1000 back, at which point Grady called her personal manager and legal

adviser Vince ‘Cutter’ O’Connell.  An argument ensued and witnesses say a fight

broke out which ended with Mr. Bennet lying on the pavement outside the

theatre with two broken ribs, a fractured nose and severe bruising over much of

his upper body.

 

Police were called but Grady and O’Connell had already fled the scene by the

time they arrived and their whereabouts are currently unknown.

 

Despite his experience, Mr. Bennett remains undeterred, “I love movies and

basically wish my life could be more like them. I will definitely be trying this

again,” he told reporters. He now intends to repeat the process with another

of his favourite films, ‘Passenger 57.’

 

 

 

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SEXERCISE

 

For escorts

 

Would you love to feel more sexy and fulfilled in the bedroom?  Then look no further Getting fit is the easiest most effective way to enjoy a better sex life and please your men.  Regular  exercise can boost your libido and enhance your sexual  pleasure. you will have more energy and stamina to keep going for longer felling happy about your  body will show men you are more relaxed and confident.

 

Regular exercise increase blood flow to the genitals, priming your for sex

and for the mild doms control your man in the bedroom.

 

What could be sexier than having firm inner thighs and  these muscles  come in very useful during sex I know.

 

STRONG PELVIC FLOOR MUSCLES are essential.

 

For better orgasms you need to practise on your pelvic floor muscles a few minutes a day for three weeks tightening and releasing this amount of practice  will result in great tightened muscles which will result in more orgasmic sensation when whoever or whatever is inside you it will also ensure you never wet yourself when you sneeze.(only when you are having sex)

 

Rear Guard Action (do not mean anal)

 

To ensure your bum stays high and tight (j-Lo)

 

Lie on your back feet hip width apart and knees bent with feet flat on the floor

 

Lift hips up towards the ceiling do not lift yourself onto your shoulders only a small lift squeeze knees in towards each other and out again.

 

Lower bum down one inch and up again squeeze, continue to alternate, always pulling up the pelvic floor Try for ten alternations then rest. Next time build up more if this does not work get on top and bounce darling.

 

Have fun if the idea of 100 press ups followed by 100 sit ups leaves you cold there is another way to burn calories tone up had have fun out of the bedroom DANCE any kind Belly dancing Sexy Salsa,  Pole dancing Samba.

 

If health and fitness aren’t enough to get you to exercise, how about improving your sex life? Sure, exercise can help you look good and maybe that will help you get more sex, but I’m talking about increasing your potency and making sex more fun. You already know why exercise is so important for your health, but you may not know that studies have found a direct correlation between physical inactivity and a lack of potency. So, exercise can increase your potency, and it can also make your sex life more enjoyable. Here’s what you’ll need to get the most out of your sex life.

 

Cardio Endurance - For enthusiastic sex, you’ll need to build cardio endurance. It makes your heart strong and keeps your body going. Shoot for 3 or 4 days of cardio exercise like running, walking, swimming or any activity you enjoy.

 

Muscular Endurance - Sex also requires you to hold…er…occasionally unusual positions for short periods of time, so conditioning your body can be a plus for longer lasting sex. If you’re new to strength training, start with a basic strength workout 2-3 times a week or learn more about weight training to see how you can set up your own program.

 

Strength - As long as we’re talking about holding yourself in position, strength is something else you’ll need. Your basic strength workout will help you build more strength, just make sure you challenge your muscles with enough weight. You should use enough that your last rep is difficult, but not impossible and, if you’re a woman, don’t worry that you’ll bulk up. Women don’t produce enough testosterone to build big muscles, but you will build amazing strength.

 

Flexibility - Being limber can enhance anyone’s sex life by making it a bit easier to get into your favourite position with a minimum amount of fuss.

Keep in mind that both sex and exercise have been proven to help reduce stress, so doing both on a regular basis should help you stay relaxed and happy.

 

Exercise also helps increase your sexual desire. at times stress can actually prevent us from being ‘in the mood’. With the libido-dampening effects of excessive stress, sex sometimes goes by the wayside.” Exercise, along with a healthy diet and adequate sleep can boost your libido so you’re up for anything.

 

Don’t forget that sex burns calories. Sure, it has to be fairly vigorous to get your heart rate going but it is worth it,

 

 

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Two adults enter a room, agree a price, and have sex. Has either committed a crime? No victims, right? Prostitution’s one of our world’s oldest professions – even biblical texts are rife with mentions of immoral prostitutes.

While talk in the ineties was all about decriminalising and liberalising prostitution, European countries have in recent months begun talking about a crack down.

Having leafed a report which mentioned how a sizeable percentage of 16 to 24-year-olds who visit brothels are university students, I thought it a good idea to visit one. In a spirit of intrepid journalism and I admit a little curiosity I visited one of Leicester’s many massage parlours.

Entering through a thick beaded curtain, I was led upstairs by a thirty something woman, in threadbare stockings and a black leather mini skirt, who led me to a seat, invited me to flip through a stack of porn magazines and told me she’d be back in a few minutes.

Whilst waiting I spent most of my time listening to a receptionist answer a dozen calls and dealing out descriptions of her girls. A few moments later K presented herself and led me a few steps down a dimly lit hall.

As soon as she’d closed shut her bedroom door K sat on her settee and began listing out her price range, as though flipping through a menu, including what she thought I could afford (I admit I looked a little raggedy).

When I told her I wasn’t interested and just wanted a few questions answered, she fidgeted uneasily and warned me that I’d better not try anything weird.

It turned out she was a 44-year-old (not 34) ex-hospital worker, but had quit her job a couple of years earlier when she’d figured out she could earn a week’s worth of a legitimate pay check in a good solid day at an massage parlour.

When I asked her if she’d ever had any trouble with Leicestershire’s police, she answered that quite a few were among her regular clients. “That’s how you make money,” she smiled sarcastically, “you’ve got to build up

your regulars”.